See you at First sight, I said to myself: you are my life\'s goal to strive, I want to pursue you, I want to embrace you. I would like to announce: I hate you ... ... ... RMB!
Urgent reminder: take a look at your left, then take a look at the right side of you. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness, characterized by him: look around with a cell phone.
Frankly speaking I am very fond of you, your eyes, walk, happy face, even look like you sleep, have fascinated me! Let me be the most angry are you incompetent mice, but also old linting!
When I was small, you me to sing, I can sing 200 songs, you will be able to jump 200 dance, so people call me a Kind 200 songs that you dance for 200.
You know why my life? In fact, we recognize thousands of years ago, and at that time is spring, my chasing you run very far at my left teeth marks your achievement of the age-old story. Dongbin called me at that time.
Recently, the wind is very tight, book of suspending the operation of the Sugar Program. The boss told you not to rash action, so as to avoid doubts about the police. NOTICE hands waiting for a specific time. Keep this in mind!
People become stiff, gradually yellow face, white as milk, brown sugar lips like; has no object, would also like to pretend that the firm, met with the beauty as wolves, encountered buddies - the demo also.
I love you such as the surging river flow, and as the spread of the Yellow River got out of hand, touching it? Why no way you are today\'s holiday! Oh Happy holiday!
Magic This is a message, start from the 30-year-old birthday insist on time every night against a watch, you can live to be a hundred! The first time to see to the entry into force of 25,550 times!
Had a sincere love, I did not cherish, lose the only regret would come back, I would say: I love you. To declare the election time, I hope that is: Fool\'s Day!
Standing in front of the reservoirs, is just a few jump, not even blink his left eye three times, even blink his right eye three times, with a smile And keep blink you eyes blink, and finally you can be a jump!
Encountered me you are inviting the beginning of Fall in love with me you are a better choice. You have my most precious asset. The bottom of my heart the most about the person you are. Unfortunately the people I Chuan mistake.
Today, I do for you 20 of the insurance money, terrific bar! Insurance company will send someone to put policies and invoices sent to you ... ... Oh, forget that these 20 are from the ten thousand of premiums you pay.
Sports Channel quick look! Football hooligan scene and the stadium should recruit girls, but also held hostage standoff with the police more than Nude! Ah well stimulation!
Attention! Bedroom at you before January pinhole cameras installed. Double-check the bed across from it! Three days after the DVD send EMS to you, please check!
Do not think that I forgot you, at a critical time, for example, April 1, I first think of is you, who told you today is this holiday!
Dawn the first ray of sunshine there are my deep blessings on you. Put away the last touch of sunset Yanhong are you my sincere regards to: [How are you, stupid. ]
BY cell phone free calls: when there is incoming phone ringing in the second immediately before the shutdown by the shutdown, when the call is free.
Search notices Pig: I lost a pig. Characteristics: smart, understanding, people with access to a mobile phone and message, speed to information!you the owner now!
Fool\'s Day approaches, the message to remind you receive are false, which means the opposite. The following is the first: You are smart handsome extraordinary mass lovers!
You the moon, my earth, led by the firm you go, my hair using a mobile phone confession, the request sent to love, let me affectionately at you, hand in hand around.
First to see you, my heart is like water of the red wine, in one of the exciting light temperature, not your life, just as there is no ketchup potato chips, I hope you can understand my heart.
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The feelings of one of the most important are the feelings of their own, if a person can love Fall in love with your own, it is very good, I would like to become this person, you are willing to accept me?
From now on, all my units up 40% of salaries, please Apr 31 9:00-17:00 to receive the financial gaps in the January-April part.
China Mobile users: because of the recent commissioning networks, such as your cell phone when there is no signal or not connected, you will force mobile phone fell to the ground, try hard fall and repeated several times that the mobile phone back to normal.
Now please touch the face of the mirror and stare and smile, if the color pink, soft, delicate face hair, it\'s very healthy you. Well, the U.S. \"pig lectures\" on here.
Please note that all staff, due to failure of the server can not send and receive e-mail, cell phone message this week, the company will work in the form of distribution, please everyone stay on the seat, engineers will come good for you based gateway, mobile phone or cell phone NOT NOT message service to us go to Front Desk to receive a new cell phone, I would like to thank co-operation.
English spelling of the Pig PUG are you? - No, it PIG - not you, remember me how are U (YOU) Yes - you made a mistake, yes I - Pig are YOU - yes I Pig
Make furniture are wood, the scholar to understand poetry, people want is money, the message is watch Jackass, Happy Fool\'s Day wish.
Urgent reminder: there is fear of thunder and lightning phenomenon recently, when you go head and put on the cell phone charger plug to connect to the trailer behind, for lightning protection, remember!
BY cell phone free calls: when there is incoming phone ringing in the second before being shut down after 54sg, call free of charge at this time.
This is a carefully designed message, your cell phone will look upside down, will be able to enjoy ... ... Fantastic design fun mobile吗?
According to the United States Massachusetts Institute of Technology study found that large, play mobile phone handset before the bubbles in the water one minute, can be completely avoided electromagnetic radiation on human brain, remember!
Spirometry, self-rated tips: after fart after release bow, and then observe whether or not people around the smelly smell. If so, this Act shall be to strengthen the training; if not, then prove that you are Superman!
Report: Your position at this time is not right to sleep. In good health for you, please re-up to sleep ... ... mobile phone real-time monitoring system. Emergency alerts: Tornado have the weather in recent days for fear, it must carry out two 10-kilogram dumbbell to avoid the wind on the west to the days of volume.
Seismic prediction: tonight, tomorrow morning to have micro-earthquakes, for your security, please this evening wrapped blanket, wearing a toilet, nose stuck in a straw bed to sleep.
So many years, you know that I find much harder to find it? I traveled all over the world, that is, in order to find a face like you! This is my business card, feel free to come to my orthopedic hospital!
For panda to replace David, at the Swan I have Bosom, land and Jeep running side by side, take part in the Olympic triple jump. toad happy laugh at Mobile .
In order to ask for ransom, the Monkey King brigands hit cell phone, suggesting that the sound: the other side has been out of service area! Tang asked him: Pig Journey to the number? Tang: I have made a message to it, look it is.
I agree, no matter what must be calm. Regardless of anything to do Chi-Yi will be all. Regardless of when and where to be optimistic no matter .---- happy to have encountered no one told him not to You.
Give me a chance?缘分are known to us, which are缘分give me the opportunity to heaven, I do not want to miss, so give me my chance. You a hit.
第一眼见到你，我就对自己说：你就是我今生要奋斗的目标，我要追求你，我要拥抱你。我要宣布：我爱你………人民币！
紧急提醒：看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。
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坦白说我很喜欢你，你的眼神，走路的姿势，快乐的神情，撒娇的可爱甚至你睡觉的样子，我都着迷！可最让我生气的是你不逮耗子，还老掉毛！
小时候，咱俩两小无猜，我唱歌你伴舞，我能唱两百支歌，你就能跳两百支舞，所以人们亲切的称我为二百歌，称你为二百舞。
知道为何你我今生有缘吗？其实千百年前我们就认识了，那时也是春天，你追着我跑了很远，在我身上留下了你的牙印，成就了千古佳话。那时我叫吕洞宾。
近来风声很紧，预定的抢银行方案暂缓实施。老板叮嘱你不要贸然行动，以免引起警方怀疑。具体动手时间等候通知。切记！
人渐僵，脸渐黄，苍白如豆浆，嘴唇像红糖；至今没有对象，还要假装坚强，见了美眉象狼，遇到哥们--还那小样。
我对你的爱如滔滔江水川流不息,又如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾,感动吧？没办法谁叫今天是你的节日!节日快乐哦！
这是一条魔力短信，从30岁生日开始坚持每晚零点准时看一次，即可长命百岁！看到第20次时即可生效！
曾有一分真挚的爱，我没珍惜，失去才后悔莫及，若能再来，我会说：我爱你。若要选表白时间，我希望是：愚人节！
站在水塘前面，原地跳几下，左眼连眨三次，右眼连眨三次，然后面带微笑眼睛不停的眨呀眨，最后你可以往下跳了！
遇到你是我动心的开始，爱上你是我美好的选择。拥有你是我最珍贵的财富。心底最牵挂的人是你。遗憾的是我传错人了。
今天我为你办了20块钱的保险，够意思吧！保险公司会派人把保单和发票给你送去……哦忘了，这20万保金是由你掏钱。
快看体育频道！足球流氓与应招女郎大闹球场，还挟持多名裸女与警方对峙！好刺激啊！
注意！你的卧室在一月前安装了针孔摄像头。仔细检查床对面吧！DVD三天后以特快专递寄给你，请查收，哼哼！
不要以为我忘了你，在关键的时候，比如说四月一号，我第一个想起的就是你，谁叫今天是你节日呢！
晨曦出现的第一缕阳光是我对你的深深祝福。夕阳收起的最后一抹嫣红是我对你衷心的问候：[你好吗，傻瓜。]
手机免费通话秘技：有电话呼入时在第二次振铃前立即关机按关机，此时通话免费。
寻猪启事：本人丢失小猪一只。特征：聪明伶俐，善解人意，身上带一部手机并在查阅短信，速回信息！主人现在好想你！
愚人节来临，提醒您收到的短信均为假的，意思相反。以下是第一条：您是聪明非凡英俊潇洒玉树临风的大众情人！
你月球，我地球，坚定不移牵你走，我用手机发告白，送去爱的请求，请允许我生生世世深情望着你，手拉着手到处走走。
第一次见到你，我的心像白开水冲了红酒，有种温淡的兴奋，没有你的生活，就像没有番茄酱的薯条，希望你能明白我的心。
世上最重要的感情是自己与自己的感情，若有一个人能爱上你所爱的自己，那就太好了，我愿成为这个人，你愿意接受我吗？
从即日起，我单位所有工作人员工资上浮40%，请于4月31日9:00-17:00至财务领取1—4月的差缺部分。
中国移动通信用户：近期由于调试网络，如遇您的手机没有信号或无法接通，请您用力将手机往地上摔，尽量使劲摔，反复几次手机即恢复正常。
现在请摸摸脸，对镜顾盼一笑，若肤色粉红，脸上绒毛细嫩柔软，那说明你很健康。好了，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里。
全体员工请注意，因服务器出现故障无法收发e-mail，本周公司将以手机短信的形式分配工作，请大家呆在座位上，工程师会前来为您设好网关，没有手机或手机没有短信服务的同事请到前台领取一部新手机，多谢合作。
猪的英语拼写是PUG吧？ --不对，是PIG --不是吧，我怎么记得是U（YOU）呀 -你弄错了，是I --猪是YOU --猪是I
做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，看消息的是蠢才，祝愚人节快乐。
紧急提醒：近日恐有雷电现象，出门时请把手机放在头上并将充电器连线插上拖于身后，用于避雷，切记！
手机免费通话秘技：有电话呼入时在第二次振铃前按54sg后按关机，此时通话免费。
这是一封精心设计的短信，将你的手机上下颠倒看，将会欣赏到奇妙的图案……手机颠来倒去好玩吗？
据美国麻省理工大研究发现，打手机前把手机在水中泡1分钟，可完全避免电磁波对人体大脑的辐射，切记！
肺活量自测小技巧：放完屁后，低头猛吸，然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味。如有，则须按此法加强锻炼；如无，则证明你乃超人！
报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康，请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。紧急提醒：近日恐有龙卷风天气，出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃，以免被狂风卷上西到天。
地震台预测：今晚至明晨有微型地震，为了您的安全，请今晚包着棉被，头戴马桶，鼻孔插上吸管在床底下睡觉。
这么多年了，知道我找你找得多辛苦吗？我走遍全世界，就是为了寻找一张像你这样的脸！这是我的名片，随时欢迎到我的整形医院来！
取代熊猫作国宝,天鹅在俺怀里抱,陆上和吉普并肩跑,参加奥运三级跳.癞蛤蟆越想越高兴,对着手机嘿嘿笑.
为了索要赎金，山贼就打孙悟空手机，提示音：对方已飞出服务区！他就问唐僧：猪八戒的号码是多少？唐僧：我已给它发了短信，它正在看。
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答应我,无论遇到何事都要心情平静.无论做何事情都要毅志坚定.无论何时何地都要乐观高兴.----无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神精病.
能给我个机会吗？我们能相识是缘分，而这缘分是上天给我的机会，我不想错过，给我个机会让我。揍你一顿。