1. And so the train
A lady called an architect, said he was the poor quality of the construction of the house, whenever the train pass by, her bed would shake.
"This is simply nonsense," the architect replied, "I'll see."
Architects Upon arrival, his wife suggested that he was lying in bed, feel the train passing feeling.
Architects just lie down and go to bed, his wife's husband on the back. Seeing his case, He Wen harshly: "You lying on the bed my wife doing?"
Architects in fear replied: "I said it was waiting for the train, would you believe it?"
Life Inspiration: Some things in life is true, but it sounds very fake; some words are false, but it is firmly believed.
2. Can not eat soup
Mike entered the restaurant, ordered a soup, the waiter immediately to his side in the ranks.
Waiter just walked away, Mike would yell up: "This soup I can not drink!"
Waiter again gave him a soup, he said: "This soup I can not drink."
Attendant had called managers. Manager respectfully towards Mike nodded and said: "Sir, this is a restaurant best at Tao Tang, and our very popular, perhaps you ... ..."
"I want to say is that spoon in the wrong?"
Life Inspiration: There are mistakes, if any change, of course, a good thing. But we often unthinkingly Gaidiao the right, leaving incorrect, the results of mistakes.
3. Misdraw
Dining room, the one exception humble person timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat.
"Excuse me, may I ask you, Mr. Pierre it?"
"No, I'm not." The man answered.
"Ah," the humble people sighed with relief, "That I am not mistaken, I am Pierre, you wear his coat."
Life Inspiration: life, to do righteous, is no easy matter. Li, straight, often humbly; and reason crooked, but he was fierce as a bull.
4. Callback
A Scotsman to London, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's home address? Speed warning."
The same day, he received an urgent call back: "know."
Life Inspiration: Sometimes when we try to find the most correct answer, but found that it is the most useless.
1．等火车
一位夫人打电话给建筑师，说他建造的房子质量太差，每当火车经过时，她的睡床就会摇动。
“这简直是无稽之谈，”建筑师回答说，“我来看看。”
建筑师到达后，夫人建议他躺在床上，体会一下火车经过时的感觉。
建筑师刚上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见此情形，厉声喝问：“你躺在我妻子的床上干什么？”
建筑师战战兢兢地回答：“我说是在等火车，你会相信吗？”
人生启示：生活中有些话是真的，但听上去很假；有些话是假的，却令人坚信不疑。
2．没法喝汤
麦克走进餐馆，点了一份汤，服务员马上给他端了上来。
服务员刚走开，麦克就嚷嚷起来：“这汤我没法喝！”
服务员重新给他上了一份汤，他还是说：“这汤我没法喝。”
服务员只好叫来经理。经理毕恭毕敬地朝麦克点点头，说：“先生，这道汤是本店最拿手的，深受顾客欢迎，也许您……”
“我想说的是，汤勺在哪里呢？”
人生启示：有错就改，当然是件好事。但我们常常不假思索地改掉了正确的，留下错误的，结果错上加错。
3．穿错
饭厅内，一个异常谦恭的人胆怯地碰了碰另一个顾客，那人正在穿一件大衣。
“对不起，请问您是皮埃尔先生吗？”
“不，我不是。”那人回答。
“啊，”这位谦恭的人舒了一口气，“那我没弄错，我就是皮埃尔，您穿了他的大衣。”
人生启示：生活中要做到理直气壮，并不是件容易的事情。理直的人，往往低声下气；而理歪的人，却是气壮如牛。
4．回电
一个苏格兰人去伦敦，想顺便探望一位老朋友，但却忘了他的住址，于是给家父发了一份电报：“您知道托马的住址吗？速告。”
当天，他就收到一份加急回电：“知道。”
人生启示：有时当我们努力找到了最正确的答案，却发现它是最无用的。