人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善 . sex is good.
性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远 . But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁 . sex will leave you.
教之道， During the way of learning it,
贵以专 . the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处 . chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼 . your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
有义方 . owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子， All his five sons took it,
名俱扬 . then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过 . it is all the father's fault.
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰 . their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜 . that should be a big mistake.
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 . you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 . it won't become hard and B.
人不学， People who don't learn sex,
不知义 . their life will become meaningless.